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Twisted Thoughts: Koleksyon ng kwentong pinagbuhol-buhol; mga katatawanan at realidad na pilit pinag-isa. Produkto ng pulu-pulupot na utak ng isang batang nangarap maging astronaut.

THE BLOGGER
Vincent P. Magdangan
UPLB PHL


May mga bagay lang talaga sa mundo na kahit na anumang mangyari, nandyan pa rin at hindi nagbabago. Parang presyo ng fishball, fifty cents for life.

Oo, ako si Vince. Sabi ng nanay ko, gwapo daw ako. Tama nga ang kasabihan, "Your mother knows best." Hahaha.

"The world is weird. And so am I."


May astronaut na nagliliwaliw.

BOOK OF THE MONTH
"Survival is just the beginning."



TWEETS
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Post-summer outing. (at Cagbalete Island)

Because going out-of-town during summer is too mainstream (and we don’t have any classes yet!) 

Thursday, June 26, 2014

When UPLB [student] meets PMA…

When UPLB [student] meets PMA…

Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Hi! It's good to know that there are many Filipino bloggers here in tumbrl. =) nice meeting you kababayan! -Joseph
Saturday, June 14, 2014

Hashtag Achievement

Sabi nila, dahil bata  pa daw tayo, wala pa tayong masyadong naa-achieve. Sabi ko naman, "Ano’ng wala?", biglang sampal sa mukha ng listahan ko ng mga achievements sa buhay.

  1. Naka-surivive ka ng December 21, 2012 doomsday.
  2. Humingi ka sa tatay mo ng bente, binigyan ka ng singkwenta.
  3. Wala ka na’ng pera, biglang may nakita kang kakilala at nilibre ka.
  4. Nadulas ka sa daan, walang nakakita sa’yo.
  5. Umutot ka pero hindi ka napagbintangan. 
  6. Nangopya ka sa classmate mo. Mas mataas pa ang score mo sa kanya.
  7. Nag-cram ka sa papers mo, biglang na-extend ang deadline.
  8. Late ka na sa school. Mas late ang professor mo.
  9. Umabsent ka, wala palang pasok.
  10. Nilandi mo si crushie, nilandi ka rin niya.
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
humansofnewyork:

"Going through life without God is like being an astronaut tumbling out of control in outer space. You grab on to this, but it breaks, and you tumble some more. Every time you lose something that you tried to hold on to— your marriage, your job, your mom— you start tumbling even faster. So you’ve got to stay close. You can’t cut your umbilical cord. But you don’t have to go to church. God is everywhere. God is that blade of grass trying to come up through the concrete. So many people go to church, and leave church, not even realizing that they are the church. You just need to make a determination in your mind that you want to find and believe in the truth."

Enough said, sir.

humansofnewyork:

"Going through life without God is like being an astronaut tumbling out of control in outer space. You grab on to this, but it breaks, and you tumble some more. Every time you lose something that you tried to hold on to— your marriage, your job, your mom— you start tumbling even faster. So you’ve got to stay close. You can’t cut your umbilical cord. But you don’t have to go to church. God is everywhere. God is that blade of grass trying to come up through the concrete. So many people go to church, and leave church, not even realizing that they are the church. You just need to make a determination in your mind that you want to find and believe in the truth."

Enough said, sir.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

10 Random Unwritten Rules

israelmekaniko:

Ito ang ilan sa mga unwritten rules na ngayon ay ginawang written na for the sake of those manhid people sa tabi-tabi diyan.

  1. Bawal syotain ang ex-syota ng bestfriend mo. Walang scarcity ng lalaki. Unless, malandi ka talagang higad ka.
  2. Bago humingi ng favor sa kaibigan, kumustahin mo muna siya 2 weeks before.
  3. Pag naglagay siya ng song number sa videoke. Wag mong kakantahin kahit favorite mo. 
  4. Kapag umiihi ka sa cubicle, you can look up and down but never sidewards. Lalo na kung may katabi ka. Unless may ibang balak ka talaga.
  5. Pwede kang mag post ng “moving-on” status kahit hindi naging kayo. Walang basagan ng feelings sa mga taong basag na ang feelings.
  6. Ang dami ng pagkuha ng french fries sa katabi mo ay depende sa level ng closeness niyo.
  7. Pag nao-OP ka, acceptable na magpanggap na may katxt ka or naggagames ka.
  8. Don’t ask for a face pic kung wala ka namang pangtrade.
  9. Wag ng palitan ang relationship status na ‘single’ kahit matagal na nilang alam na single ka talaga. If i know, gusto mo lang magpalandi.
  10. Kung pipili ka ng hayop na kaugali mo. Isa-isa lang. Kung ahas ka, ahas lang. Wag ng magpakababoy please.
 
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